5 Reasons Why Singles Should Never Attend a Co-ed Surf Camp
By Me-Shell Mijangos
Sun tan lotion. Surfboard wax. Sand. Singles. Surf. Yoga. Palm trees. What a combination! A co-ed surf camp on the island of Maui. Can you picture yourself mingling with other healthy, adventure seeking, like minded individuals while indulging in a surf and yoga retreat? Who needs potential romance while situated in paradise? Why not stay at home instead and try another blind date?
For those of you who are still determined to attend a co-ed surf camp, here are some other reasons to make you think twice:
Reason #1 You can meet other people with similar interests. Do you really need to meet other people with similar interests? Who needs more friends of either gender? Who has time for surfing with friends from all over the world? You may even want to catch up with them or go on vacation with them next year. What a drag!
Reason #2 You may meet your new love on a wave. Going to a co-ed surf camp could give you the potential to meet other singles or your true love. Could you picture yourself meeting other eligible singles in surf lessons and yoga sessions? Relaxing, unwinding, eating delicious meals…what an aphrodisiac! Imagine meeting other singles that already have a common interest for adventure, health and well-being.
Reason #3 A healthy environment to meet like-minded single people. Do you really want to pack up all your single friends and head off to a surf camp in Hawaii? Sun, sand, surf, singles, what a hideous combination. Wouldn”t you be better off trusting your luck at a singles bar with total strangers? Why would you be hoping to meet other singles at a surf and yoga retreat when you can sit behind a computer and try to meet singles? Does this mean that your mom will stop trying to set you up with her friend’’s grown children?
Reason #4 Exercise your body and refresh your mind. A surf and yoga camp allows you to tone up your body splendidly while at the same time allowing your mind to unwind. Why would you wish for that? Tanned, taut, and terrific, all while on time out. This is no way to meet other singles. Don”t you prefer to look pasty white with a large winter coat on and a runny nose? A co-ed surf camp will allow you to free your mind while possibly engaging your heart.
Reason #5 You might have too much fun. You would be in serious danger of enjoying yourself at a co-ed surf camp. A co-ed surf camp will allow you to free your mind while possibly engaging your heart. Who wants that? This sounds like an equation for far too much pleasure and relaxation. Improving your well being while learning a new sport and working on your sun tan could be disastrous for your health and single life.
Why risk wanting to return next year to another surf camp? Do you really want all of your future vacations to be in sunny beach side locations chasing waves? Why would you want to go to a yoga and surf retreat that allows for guys and girls? Love could blossom amongst the hibiscus. Potential for romance while chasing waves. Palm trees, glistening surf, single tanned bodies. Maui or your living room. The choice is yours.
About The Author
Me-Shell Mijangos left the corporate world of NYC to follow her bliss in Maui, Hawaii. She is the founder of an all inclusive women’’s surf camp called SwellWomen (http://www.swellwomen.com). Two years ago, she started SwellCo-ed, a Surf and Yoga Experience for women, men and couples.